i've done many...
I was in a taxi once with a girl i was taking out shopping, trying to impress her etc... i spotted what looked like a chinese man dancing by some rails. I started laughing and goes "look at that crazy guy dancing!", she didn't laugh at all, then the taxi guy says "He's not dancing, he's handicapped". *cringe*

in the drydock in leeds, wasted as hell my mates told me how i confidently strolled over to a table of ladies, walked up to the fattest, ginger minger ever and proclaimed my love for her and how she was the most beauiful thing i have ever seen. *sigh* the things i used to do for a shag.

Also there's a guy at work who has a birth defect - his fingers are all fucked up basically. I was at work doing this kind of spackerish impression of him and imitating his voice, when i noticed him sat virtually opposite myself staring at me. i nearly died.

Also had a bird come over from manchester to see me in leeds to go out on a romantic date and to break her in as she was a virgin. But instead I got completely wasted, i mean seriously utterly fucked... i woke up in my own sick on the bathroom floor in the morning, naked and clutching a bottle of vodka. I was also covered in christmas lights for some reason, and the memories of stealing a christmas tree in headingley and dragging it all the way home slowly surfaced.... it's ok though i broke her in the following week, on a park bench :¬S i was such a bastard :(
( northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sat 26 Nov 2005, 19:00, Reply)