Church
When i was wee my fmaily were catholic (til dad decided to commit adultery and get a divorce then he converted to C of E to marry the bitch (we don't talk anymore)) anyhoo, back to the story, first time my parents decided i was old enough to not go to sunday school and should get to stay for the whole service -woo! the priest guy was talkin bout it bein spring and lambs. i'd recently spent some time on a friends farm and had learnt bout the things that go on - where food comes from etc. so the priest asks somethin like "what do we do to lambs in spring?"(dunno why,seems an odd question for a priest) cue me shoutin out "castrate them!" had i been old enough i would have been ashamed, pretty sure my parents were shamed enough for me, got a clip round the ear and sent back to sunday school for that. no longer a catholic or else im sure i'd feel shame about sleepin with guys,takin drugs and gettin paraletically drunk and now living with a man and not bein married ot him!!i will burn!!
(fuck_a_duck, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 15:33, Reply)