Shame
Some people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
( , Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
Some people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
( , Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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oh dear god... the worst ever
in my first year at uni i was enjoying all teh sex which goes on, and was getting more than my fair share. but there was this girl i really fancied, and one night, i was shocked when she came into my room, straddled me without saying a word and we got down to it pretty quick.
now this girl had the best body ever, best ass, tanned, perky tits... she was beautiful. i was doing her doggy style and imagining all my uni mates cheering me on for shagging this stunner... so in my head i'm hearing them saying "hip hip! horrrayyyy!" over and over.... weird i know.. but then the worst bit... i suddenly blurted out in full voice whilst stuffing her love oven "AND ONE FOR GOOD LUCK!"...
I was so embarrassed, she gave me the strangest look like "what the fuck?" that i will never be able to forget. :(
( , Sun 27 Nov 2005, 16:00, Reply)
in my first year at uni i was enjoying all teh sex which goes on, and was getting more than my fair share. but there was this girl i really fancied, and one night, i was shocked when she came into my room, straddled me without saying a word and we got down to it pretty quick.
now this girl had the best body ever, best ass, tanned, perky tits... she was beautiful. i was doing her doggy style and imagining all my uni mates cheering me on for shagging this stunner... so in my head i'm hearing them saying "hip hip! horrrayyyy!" over and over.... weird i know.. but then the worst bit... i suddenly blurted out in full voice whilst stuffing her love oven "AND ONE FOR GOOD LUCK!"...
I was so embarrassed, she gave me the strangest look like "what the fuck?" that i will never be able to forget. :(
( , Sun 27 Nov 2005, 16:00, Reply)
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