Shame
Some people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
( , Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
Some people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
( , Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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Another one...
I have got several really but I can't remember most of them but I was told I did this even though I can't remember it...
Once when I was a little nipper (about 2 or 3), I went to a shoe store (shame in itself) with my Auntie. Whilst in the shoe store, an elderly Indian gentleman (who was a Sikh I presume) was there with his Turban. Whilst trying on some shoes, I spotted this gentleman. Cue me, shouting very loudly: "Look Auntie (insert name here), there's a genie!"
The shame. What isn't shameful, however, is the length
( , Sun 27 Nov 2005, 20:24, Reply)
I have got several really but I can't remember most of them but I was told I did this even though I can't remember it...
Once when I was a little nipper (about 2 or 3), I went to a shoe store (shame in itself) with my Auntie. Whilst in the shoe store, an elderly Indian gentleman (who was a Sikh I presume) was there with his Turban. Whilst trying on some shoes, I spotted this gentleman. Cue me, shouting very loudly: "Look Auntie (insert name here), there's a genie!"
The shame. What isn't shameful, however, is the length
( , Sun 27 Nov 2005, 20:24, Reply)
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