ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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one armed manhaha! i was at a restaurant once with my friends and, being drunk, managed to spill my drink all over the floor. After a fit of giggles, i shouted "IT WASN'T ME - TWAS THE ONE ARMED MAN!" and sat down
didn't realise there was actually a one-armed man sitting at the table next to ours
he gets up and comes over to the table and taps me on the shoulder with his arm-stump
he goes "What u been drinkin luv? i was over dere da whole time"
argh.. i still cringe
(, Sun 27 Nov 2005, 23:32, Reply)
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