ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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And thinking of urine...Seems like I can't get this wee thing right...
I used to be in a re-enactment society, and we were at a weekend festival where we would set up period-accurate camps and all that, and the public could come along and see how people lived in the old days, talk to us and all that, and then watch us stab each other with big spears.
Anyway, one of the members was being a sort of doctor character, and in order to diagnose me gave me a glass and asked me to relieve myself in it. So I did. Of course, it turns out I was supposed to have filled it with apple juice, but how the hell was I supposed to know that??? Apparantly she was going to have a sip from it to freak out the public, but was a little suspicious of the warmth - thankfully. I don't think my face has ever burned as much as when that one spread around the camp.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 0:34, Reply)
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