ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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Famous namesWhilst at school in the 80's - first week at new school, I sat down for lunch in our dinner hall next to a quite stocky kid who was obviously looking for a scrap.
He asked me what my name was, so (this being the 80's) picked the first famous name that popped into my head and said "David Bailey".
The boy got quite upset at this and became a bit aggressive.
He then said, "Tell me your REAL name" in a menacing type of way, so again, picked the next famous person I could think of and said "Steve Davis".
He got very upset by this and ran off.
It turns out that his brothers name was David Bailey and was in hospital after being stabbed by someone called Steve Davis.
What are the odds?
Still he seemed like a twat, so I'm not that ashamed, although I was at the time.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 11:22, Reply)
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