ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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At the ZooOk so I'm at this zoo up north in the lake district, having a lovely day with my girlfriend.
As the afternoon wears on we wander down to the penguin enclosure.
Walking down the long wide path I see a group of 16-28(ish) year olds all acting the fools and walking funny.
I turned to my girlfriend and said quite loudly "Oh no! Who let the retards in!"...
As a few turned round I realised they were in fact actual retards...
Oh the shame.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2005, 13:57, Reply)
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