ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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Oooh I wish I hadn't thought of this.When I was 15-16 my friends dad used to organise dinner/classical music concerts.
His son and I were charged with videoing the concert but decided that classical music sounds much better when stoned out of your mind so we decided to indulge.
All the audio from the concert was going straight into the audio input of the camera, but in my state I had left the camera mic on as well.
Cue to the next morning sat round his folks house, when in the middle of a quiet interlude in a piano piece there comes on the tape, my unmistakable voice saying.
"Christ, Paul I really want to fuck your sister hard"
I ran, I ran as fast as my legs would carry me
Girth, lenght etc.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 0:19, Reply)
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