ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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Airport PollocksI was in Brusseles on a business trip and had met up with a guy for a very drunken debauched evening. Next morning, feling like death, I had to rush to get to the airport to fly back to London.
I slept in the taxi, checked in and made it to the gate but as I was walking down the ramp to the plane a wave of nausea overtook me.
With my hand over my mouth preventing projectile vomit, I spotted the door which leads to steps to the tarmac. I tried to open it but it was locked so I threw up all over the door handle in an attractive Jackson Pollock stylee and calmly boarded the plane and cleaned up in the lav. I had to miss my meeting in London and spent 3 hours at the airport recovering.
I am ashamed but it serves those airport tossers right for making you wait while they have a fag instead of attaching the ramp.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 4:09, Reply)
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