ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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No shame at being a cheating, cheaty, cheatI lied through my teeth to get onto a market research focus group recently. Why on earth do that you ask? Because it paid £50 cash and I'm a spendthrift.
I had to pretend to be a car driver (which I am not). I prepared in advance, researching which car I 'drive', make, model, colour, year etc. I worked out how much the insurance would cost and prepared pointless car driving anecdotes like I was a sad Jeremy Clarkson wannabee. All of which were as dull as an Arnold Rimmer Risk story ("Then I rolled a two and a one").
Totally wasted effort as all of the questions bar one (which you didn't really need to be a driver to answer effectively) were about cycling. Which I do a lot of and therefore had no problems.
Free sandwiches, wine and beer etc was also provided; after a few hours conversation and free drinking, went home with my ill-gotten £50.
I feel *no* shame.
(, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:05, Reply)
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