ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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Floor ShitAt my girlfriends place for Christmas....lovely day and lots of nice pressies....then on Boxing Day proceeded to eat the house out of all leftovers...a tiny bit of constipation ensues in the evening. Sat on the throne trying to crap for what seems like hours and then remembered that jumping up and down sometimes loosens the muck.
It worked, I dropped my load, wiped washed and walked out. Girlfriend goes in next and starts screaming. She had slipped in her new Christmas socks, on the loose piece of faeces that had escaped to the floor whilst jumping.....oh, the shame...as the mother runs to find out what the screaming was and girlfriend was instantly on the phone telling others...
(, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 13:13, Reply)
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