ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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Oh Dear.My friend Claire went for a smear test - when she got there she found not the usual female doctor but a rather handsome young chap which made her blush and stammer. He asked her to undress, hop on the couch and conducted the test. Once completed, and noticing her flushed face he suggested she was to get dressed. As she walked to her clothes she was very embarrassed to find with each and every step she let rip a big queef - or fanny fart as we used to call them at school.
The shameful part is that a week later I was drunk at a party and told all of her friends the story.
Sorry Claire.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:15, Reply)
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