ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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Woopsie.A friend of mine pulled a young lass after a night's heavy drinking. Waking up in the early morning he realised he had wet the bed with the young lady in it next to him. Quietly he got out of bed, changed into some dry underwear, and slipped back into bed.
He then gently roused her from her slumber and quietly informed her 'I think you've had an accident'. Mortified, the girl grabbed her clothes and left sharpish.
I suppose my shame is that I held court in the pub last weekend with this story. Sorry mate.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 16:22, Reply)
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