ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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Oops.Today, while reading the latest posts at work, I sat up to have a good stretch. Along with my groan of contentness I also forced out a clearly audible fart featuring a rather violent smell. None of the 4 people who sit round me said anything.
There is no way that they didn't hear it...
Gutted.
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Bongmaster Is a Junglist Soldier., Thu 1 Dec 2005, 13:18,
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