ShameSome people get off on the exhibitionism, but this was pure lust. I'm not proud, but I did once have sex on Portsmouth beach at 2am in the fog. I got a nasty cold, shingle _everywhere_ and have never, ever gone back to Portsmouth. The shame.
There are things you boast about, and then there's Portsmouth beach... what are you ashamed of having done?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Nov 2005, 17:16)
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ShameThe time I crapped my pants in primary school and sat with trousers full off poo till I got home and had to ask my mother to clean my arris hole while my younger sister pointed and laughed.
The time I got so pissed I was carried home by mates, stripped naked by my parents and sent off to bed, only to wake them the following morning with the sounds of me choking on my own puke whilst simultaneously pissing the bed. Then being held up in the shower whilst I was hosed down.
Another drunken tail of shame. Got anihilated on tequila ( I dont generally drink alchomahol)
then proceeded to spend the next few hours in a friends toilet drinking water from the bowel and flushing the toilet so that I could hang my head in the cool water as it flushed until the rest of the party decided that they needed the toilet so i was carried to the sofa and left to puke in the bin.
The time I was cautioned for climbing onto the incomplete church roof and writing out the word LEG in roof tiles. Age 26
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M o D, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 14:07,
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