Maybe...
I got the last post?

Im quite innocent and i dont do shameful things...

apart from last years work xmas do... i was newly single.. started drinking at 1 pm, free drinks etc.. and lo and behold, one of my colleagues invited his friend to come later on..in my drunkenness, i thought he was v gorgeous and wanted to try my new found single skills on him, and they were working very well until he had to go home, whence i decided that since i had failed to get laid, i insisted(adamantly, at a loud vocal volume)that i needed to get laid instantly...6 hours of drinking heavily turned into 12 hours of drinking heavily and i found myself dragging some hideously ugly nameless accountant into the local public gardens for a quick one...

My colleagues have never let me forget this *sigh* thank god i didnt work with him. People find it hilarious that i dont know his name...

i still managed to get into work the next day though they sent me home as i was obviously not alive in the slightest..

Other shameful incidents include following a poor guy to the loo that i was pulling, on the assumption i was going to get some only to get into the loo and realise i made a hideous mistake, so i exclaimed i must have gone into the wrong loo and ran off pretty sharpish.. however he is now my bf and i found it incredibly useful on that one occasion that he does not remember anything at all when he gets hideously pissed so my shame was spared...(my account of his drunken shamefulnesses are much more exciting, but also so shameful i cannot even repeat them myself.. without being ashamed...)i serve him very useful by being his rememberall on his hangovers for him...

I have also had a fight with a fence before and also been woken up by coppers in a pool of sick after deciding that the roadside seemed an extremely comfy place to sleep...

Im not very shameful really.usually i throw up and fall asleep somewhere incovenient...like the toilet....

theyre talking about having a free bar tab at this years xmas do... *sigh* people laugh at me...
(Salbo_baggins, Thu 1 Dec 2005, 17:06, Reply)