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Camping on a dried-up river bed, we discovered when it rained during the night and half of our equipment and clothes were already most of the way to the Irish Sea why you shouldn't camp on a dried-up riverbed. Tell us about crappy holidays.

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:32)
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It is pretty 'in tents'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:52, 1 reply)
even your mum hates you

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:54, closed)
even your mum thinks you're a bit odd for needing to reply to 95% of the stories

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:56, closed)
yeah ... but your mum thinks I'm H.O.T.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:56, closed)
'not bad for a fat queer' were her exact words

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:58, closed)
heart of gold, that woman
and surprising pelvic floor control for a woman her age
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:02, closed)
quinchy would have more of a chance of finding out than a raw piece of 100% pure internet with a dogshit coloured jacket and a bumbag

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:06, closed)
oooh, a frog with a dog.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:15, closed)
upset sock puppet week was last week

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:23, closed)
No, it's every week, stupid. God, don't you know anything?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:25, closed)
I know your mum

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:29, closed)
A+++++ WOULD BANTER AGAIN!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:31, closed)
Any photos of real life Shambolic appreciated.
Links, images, etc. Also Amorous Badger's fat wife, as my last request for these was deleted.
(SlantedScience, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 3:29, closed)
I've got loads.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 8:56, closed)
Giz one.

(SlantedScience, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 16:25, closed)
nah ... you'll just get scab weepings on it

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 16:48, closed)
Cock weepings, maybe.
Assuming you are the eminent surgeon/binman/billionaire/hobo/white man/black man/brown man/fat man/thin man that b3ta tells me you are.
(SlantedScience, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 3:28, closed)
I'm all of those things and so much more.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 11:03, closed)
Why on earth would you want them, you fucking weirdo?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 8:25, closed)
I'm irre-fucking-sistible.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Aug 2014, 9:52, closed)
Got to put something on the mantelpiece
to keep the kids away from the fire
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 11:00, closed)
Both of the above
Plus, I'm admittedly quite curious as to whether Amorous Badger really has an enormowife, with titties like burst zeppelins and a gunt that could swallow the Minnesota Vikings' defensive line.
(SlantedScience, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 2:00, closed)

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