Shit Holidays
Camping on a dried-up river bed, we discovered when it rained during the night and half of our equipment and clothes were already most of the way to the Irish Sea why you shouldn't camp on a dried-up riverbed. Tell us about crappy holidays.
Suggested by Zuowon
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:32)
There is a large toilet in the peak district
it's called 'anywhere outside the tent'.
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username failed moderation, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:16,
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ladies can't shit outdoors
that's why we will never have a lady prime minister
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:24,
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We have a lady deputy prime minister, so
it's not impossible.
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username failed moderation, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:30,
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Ladies don't poo at all
they just leave little pellets of rose petals
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Glovington, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:34,
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I wondered who kept spilling pot pourri on the coffee table
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:58,
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poo pourri
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zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:49,
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poo poori
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 18:49,
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poo poo wee
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 19:40,
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Down with popery!
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Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 23:19,
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urine da money...
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zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Wed 20 Aug 2014, 22:35,
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No because we kept seeing other groups
Not surprisingly she didn't want to be the kid that shat herself in public.
Also we may have refused to let her have any emergency toilet roll because when you are 16, someone walking all cramped over because they need a dump is hilarious
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:00,
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