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Camping on a dried-up river bed, we discovered when it rained during the night and half of our equipment and clothes were already most of the way to the Irish Sea why you shouldn't camp on a dried-up riverbed. Tell us about crappy holidays.

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:32)
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Week on a caravan site in Scotland
With my parents when I was about 10.

We were on a site in the middle of fucking nowhere, albeit conveniently located for driving to Edinburgh and Glasgow. The site had a bar which had country music every night and a comedian we couldn't understand, and a chip shop. I was the only kid on the site not wearing a football shirt which proclaimed my sectarian affiliation. There was also a pool but it was so ridiculously cold that when mum and I went for a swim one morning, the bloke in the caravan next to it went and woke up his whole family to come and laugh at us.

We drove to Edinburgh on the first day and parked up in the street. On opening her car door my mum stepped out of the car and stood straight in a large human turd that was sat on the pavement. It still had a bit of toilet paper stuck to it.

Not a single member of my family has ever been back to Scotland.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 11:58, 10 replies)
We're still on the first page
and we've already had four stories about how shit Scotland is.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 12:42, closed)
Click for the bit about being laughed at.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:17, closed)

Now post the one about the water balloon full of piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:39, closed)
Haha
Yes! That one didn't even occur to me.

I've had some proper shit holidays....
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:55, closed)
How do you know if was a human turd? Was it the taste?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:20, closed)
It was still coming out of the poor bloke's arse.

(I helped save b3ta! gone, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:24, closed)
He could have at least let him finish

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:50, closed)
Why would toilet paper
be attached to dogshit?
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 15:55, closed)
what sort of gutter-shitting tramp uses toilet paper?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 16:02, closed)

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