Sickness & The Quick Shits
Everyone's had it.. I was at my folks house for this tale.. I'd already got rid of what I thought was most of the contents of my stomach (yes, diced carrots were in there) and went back to bed.

Woke up, feeling like the second wave was imminent - and made it to the loo.. sat down and - oh christ, I'm going to be sick, so span round, onto the knees to chuck up when an awful feeling of something warm and sticky hit my ankle - spinning back round to try and contain it in the toilet, I promptly threw up, which arguably covered up the shit. Except for the walls.

Next time I get this sort of thing, I'm heading for the nearest kiddies playground, stripping off, getting on the roundabout, spinning it fast and making the most disgusting catherine wheel you've ever seen.

S'ppose it could be art.
(Pesky Young Scamp, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 17:19, Reply)