
As a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
( , Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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...is deciding which end to aim at the toilet during food poisoning.
When poo is more liquid than the sick and makes puddles when you heave nothing up.
( , Thu 27 Mar 2008, 22:05, 2 replies)

is when you sit on the can with a large bowl on your lap - that's what I did when I caught salmonella in the 80's......
( , Thu 27 Mar 2008, 23:26, closed)

Is when the Architect places the sink next to the bog, so you can boke and squitter simulutaneously.
( , Thu 27 Mar 2008, 23:46, closed)
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