Piles anyone?
I think I have piles - to be honest I know I have piles - but I haven't checked properly. I think that looking at your arse hole and checking your action man scar are things that should be best left to adolescence. I should probably buy some cream - but, its all fine when I’m pissed and all fine when I lie on my back - its only when I lie on my side when I'm sober that I remember that there's a problem (and that doesn't happen very often).

Oh - and of course when I take a shite.

Those little pebbles spread it all over me arse cheeks. Just when I've thought it’s all clean - I'll rub the paper to the right and its like I've got a whole new arse hole. Much paper ensues.

I should get some cream or something.

And my piss stinks as well
(devasa, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 0:57, 5 replies)

thanks...
for sharing
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 0:57, closed)

Get some bloody cream will ya...
They'll be gone in no time.
( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 8:42, closed)

What BGB said
Don't let it go untreated or you'll end up having to have an operation on yer bumhole.

I know folk who've had this, and while they tell me of their 'roid-free joy now, at the time it is most unpleasant!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 8:53, closed)

Go to the damn doctor!
I can't fathom people who don't seek medical attention when something is wrong with them. That's precisely what these professionals are trained and paid for! It's okay to make use of them and their skills, it really is.
( Bob Todd whee, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 10:22, closed)

Ok - ok
Doctors appoitment booked for next week **scratch, scratch**

Thank you
(devasa, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 14:23, closed)