Shit Stories: Part Number Two
As a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
( , Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
As a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
( , Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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Whitey the furry shit cannon
Oh and i have an elderly cat named Whitey (go figure) shes around 17/18 and is deaf, athritich and has full on cat dementia (actually diagnosed). She is very fragile and you should never squeeze her to hard.
I discovered this when i picked her up and she let her bottom go all over my arm. She does it on your knees too if you get her too happy.
One time i came down in the morning and she had let one rip on the window sill all down her nice white bum.... walked all over the floor, sofa, kitchen then sat on her little cusion.
I called the vet that day and booked her an appointment. They knocked her out shaved her bum and bathed her for me, whilst i delt with the obviously nuclear fetid runny crap she had left all over my nice clean house.
I do love her tho.
And im enjoying this qotw.
Length- All over the fucking house, and a big streak on the window sill to boot!!
( , Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:27, Reply)
Oh and i have an elderly cat named Whitey (go figure) shes around 17/18 and is deaf, athritich and has full on cat dementia (actually diagnosed). She is very fragile and you should never squeeze her to hard.
I discovered this when i picked her up and she let her bottom go all over my arm. She does it on your knees too if you get her too happy.
One time i came down in the morning and she had let one rip on the window sill all down her nice white bum.... walked all over the floor, sofa, kitchen then sat on her little cusion.
I called the vet that day and booked her an appointment. They knocked her out shaved her bum and bathed her for me, whilst i delt with the obviously nuclear fetid runny crap she had left all over my nice clean house.
I do love her tho.
And im enjoying this qotw.
Length- All over the fucking house, and a big streak on the window sill to boot!!
( , Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:27, Reply)
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