Shit Stories: Part Number Two
As a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
( , Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
As a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
( , Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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that picture is familiar
worked for a company that sold space to two turkish broadcasters, the first were westernised and good people. the second lot were some religious moslem broadcaster who weren`t very sociable.
I saw a more solid version of the scatter picture, John (?) the cleaner said it started after the scond lot arrived ( nearest loo to their offices) and reckoned they were standing on the seats, I think he was right. Not funny. they didn`t pay their bill on time and the man with a propellor up his arse was with them, as it stopped.
( , Sat 29 Mar 2008, 13:17, 1 reply)
worked for a company that sold space to two turkish broadcasters, the first were westernised and good people. the second lot were some religious moslem broadcaster who weren`t very sociable.
I saw a more solid version of the scatter picture, John (?) the cleaner said it started after the scond lot arrived ( nearest loo to their offices) and reckoned they were standing on the seats, I think he was right. Not funny. they didn`t pay their bill on time and the man with a propellor up his arse was with them, as it stopped.
( , Sat 29 Mar 2008, 13:17, 1 reply)
Muslims
It's a 'cultural' thing apparently. Our bogs at work are constantly swimming and we get told off if we complain to HR. It's the asian types we have in as onshore work experience whatevers - one came out as I was looking for a cubicle and I swear it was like he'd bounced it off the ceiling.
Something about muslims have a thing against touching something someone else has used as a toilet? Dunno but they just stand back and spraaaaaay.
What bothers me is does anyone test them for herpes, hepatitis, TB and whatnot before they come in the country if they're going to piss all over the place.
( , Sun 30 Mar 2008, 13:15, closed)
It's a 'cultural' thing apparently. Our bogs at work are constantly swimming and we get told off if we complain to HR. It's the asian types we have in as onshore work experience whatevers - one came out as I was looking for a cubicle and I swear it was like he'd bounced it off the ceiling.
Something about muslims have a thing against touching something someone else has used as a toilet? Dunno but they just stand back and spraaaaaay.
What bothers me is does anyone test them for herpes, hepatitis, TB and whatnot before they come in the country if they're going to piss all over the place.
( , Sun 30 Mar 2008, 13:15, closed)
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