EDUCATIONAL WHITE POO!
I was 8. Invited to my friends birthday party, and must of eaten something that didnt agree with my stomach.
Next day a beomoth of a white snake flowed from my bottom, as is the only time i produced white poo.
Mum took me to the doctors and I learned the proper word for poo was pheasis..
Educational poo is !
(The_artist_formally_known_as_alz0r, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 6:40, 8 replies)

It's spelled 'faeces', you twunt.
It's Latin for 'dregs'.

And it's 'must have', not 'must of'. Why the fuck can no-one get that right any more?
( Bob Todd whee, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 10:51, closed)

haha
nice one Bob
( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 11:59, closed)

Haha
What Bob said!
(hutchers, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 12:40, closed)

your spelling is shocking!
behemoth.

poo isn't educational, those who correct your stories are.
(sjp., Sun 30 Mar 2008, 14:01, closed)

I only came in
to ensure the other teachers had corrected your spelling. However... white jobby? Shirley your classmates must have renamed you 'the milkybar kid'?
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 15:08, closed)

^ ^
Surely not Shirley
Shirley is a name.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sun 30 Mar 2008, 17:05, closed)

I am going to assume that was said in jest
"Shirely" you must have seen Airplane?
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 2:31, closed)

'Stop calling me Surely"
Roger Roger.

My brother once laid a white cable after being ill. Does anyone have an explanation?
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:55, closed)