This just happened at 1am.
I was just about to sign off for the night and head off to sleep. But i needed to pee first. So I went to the toilet and did my deed. When i flushed it the bowl overflowed and pissy water went all over the bathroom! ARghhh

So i moppped it all up. By this point the bowl had mostly gone down. So umm shit what do i do? Err. ah bog brush. So plunged that down the fucker only for it to drag up the earlier super turd i had done. Shit my earlier turd had blocked the toilet.

By this point, the water had turned from a pissy yellowy colour to a liquid shit. The earlier beer and curry induced shit smell was now assimilating the room. As i pulled out the toilet the blocked up shit had clung itself to the brush. Crap crap crap.

This was a proper shit situation. I flushed the bog again and the bowl filled up. Oh damn this is blocke.d Oh no no no stop stop stop stop ARGHHH F*CKKEJHFEIJHFEHFNJEWNIENEIWN!!!!!
The bathroom floor was now shit stained shit lumped. Just shit. THank god its not a carpet. Not only that i got no socks on either and i felt the clammy wet crusty turd stick between my toes. ARghhhh.
So mopped the floor again, scooped the excess from the bog. And then had the grim task of cleaning the toilet brush.. with my bare hands..
Google is god, so i found out what must be done.. Hmm put some domestos down there and boiling water and eventually FLUMP GUGGLE GURLG. The super turd is no more! hahaha I defeated you!

Shame i now stink like a sewage worker and the entire house like a sewage farm.

Urgh I hate toilets.
(Miggyman, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 0:05, Reply)