working in
a large well known pub chain, i am required to check the toilets hourly. this normally involves making sure there is sufficient bog roll and occasionally flushing after the people that always had their mummy wipe and flush for them. another common problem is people using too much toilet paper and blocking the toilet or deliberately blocking the toilet for the purpose of crimping one out one top (but why??)

this however involves the largest poo i have ever seen. it was as fat as a pint glass and very resistant to flushing. i gave up flushing after 5 tries and left it for the cleaners to deal with in the morning.

girls are equally disgusting though. i've seen glasses put down loos on top of shit and worse.

length?? - must have been round the bend, but it's all about the girth....
(33% longer is struggling to think of a witty comment for here, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 3:56, Reply)