Tower turd
Isn't Greece a funny place? Mankind has a lot to thank them for but you can't flush paper down the bog. Not nice when you've got a bag full of streaky paper right next to you...

Anyway, a very short story but one that will live with me for ever. On holiday in said Greece with the lads - 4 of us sharing the same apartment. Just after we got to the hotel I did a great big log in the toilet. I'm not known for my iron-like shits whatsoever, but this was the most amazing thing I've seen. Straight as a broom handle and just as hard. Stuck up clear of the water by a good 4 inches. It took 3 days of all of us trying to weaken it with jets of piss before it started to disintegrate, and when it did a cheer erupted which could be heard down the corridor.

For the next 2 weeks we all had the runs. I was glad to be back on solids 2 weeks later when we returned to England.

PS - same holiday, we got a bit of a reputation... having an afternoon nap one day (in between beers) we heard a clip-clop-clip-clop of shoes down the corridor and cockney girl #1 to cockney girl #2; "Vats where vem pissed ap geordie blaaaks live".
(horrgakx, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:25, 1 reply)

Ha ha haaaa
Clarse :D
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:31, closed)