Shit Speling
When I was i primary school, about year 5 or six, there was a time when the toilets would be blocked off regularly for a couble of days pretty much every week. they told us that is was because they needed to be cleaned.

One lunchtime, I walked into the toilets, they were open at this point and hadn't needed to be closed all week. the smell hit me like a punch in the face and then I saw the reason why the toilets were so regularly closed and so vigerously cleaned. someone had been writing swear words on the walls.

in shit

one particularly large "Fuck" had a whole kidney bean in it. it was horrible. I told the teacher and the toilets were swiftly closed and cleaned again.

I often wonder who that person was, and what kind of thing screwed them up enough to start writing swear words on the walls in their own shit.
(Katzilla Follow Me! @Kat_Zilla (I don't promise funnehs), Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:12, 3 replies)

Did they grow up...
...to become IRA terrorists?
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 12:14, closed)

They're probably
either a politician or an estate agent now
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 22:25, closed)

maybe
they didn't have a pen.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 0:40, closed)