horse shit
this is more of a rant really while we are on the subject. Why is it ok for horses to shit evrywhere!!
yes i know they are not as bad as dog shit but its still fucking disgusting.
The amount of times i've stepped in horse shite to have a friend/family member say "its ok its only horse poo" fuck that it still came out of the cunts arsehole.
(apo-dap, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:06, 7 replies)

Agreed, but...
They're not exactly inconspicuous, are they? ;)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:15, closed)

^ Indeed
And they tend to be in the middle of the road which is not really a place to walk anyway.
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:28, closed)

Horses in general
fuck me right off, they're always getting in the way when I'm driving down country lanes, their shoes do a ton of damage to the roads, yet they don't pay any tax, in short, all horses are cunt horses.

One of these days I'm going to do a Mongo (from Blazing Saddles) and punch one of the oversized feckers. -don't tell the mrs though, she bloody loves the giant, four-legged shitting machines.
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:28, closed)

I have a simple outlook on horses...
Which is, never trust ANYTHING that has a bigger head than you do...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:37, closed)

now ^this
is a good law to live by
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 21:14, closed)

I have to say
That a freshly laid horse-pat on a crisp autumn morning is one of my favorite smells ever. It just smells so...organic...and warm...lovely!
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:50, closed)

Horses
are just walking pots of Evo-stik. They should be made to wear nappies if on the road. Seriously.

Hitting a mound of fresh horseshit at 60mph (or at any speed, really) whilst you are leaning to take a corner on a motorbike and feeling the tyres lose grip for just long enough for you to bottle out, sit up, and hence NOT take the corner, is no laughing matter. It actually means going in a straight line where you were once going round a bend, destroying a hedge, lots of expensive fairing and instrument clock damage, and a trip to casualty when someone actually spots you over the other side of the road in a ditch and stops to rescue you. (After 2 stupid cunty women have passed by, looked at you lying there, then carried on, not wanting to get involved)

I fucking hate horses.
(Rsoles, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:14, closed)