frat prank
Me and some buddies were getting wrecked on beer and weed when Chuck suggested that we replace the insides of Biff's stick deodorant with a firm turd. We all did one and chose the firmest one, which we levered into place.

When Biff came into the room, we all joshed him and said "Jeez, Biff, you stink - why don't cha put on some deodorant?" So he unscrews the cap and smears it under his arms and we're just pissin' ourselves cause he's smearing shit under his arms instead a proprietary fragrance!

If we'd known he'd recently cut his armpit shaving, we wouldn't have done it. That's why he died of blood poisoning and we all went to prison.

Wicked party, though, dudes!
(frankspencer, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:19, 3 replies)

I like, completely barfed at this.
Cos, like, it really grossed me out or something? You guys are, like, just *so* the pits, ok? I mean, like, immature or what?
(Vic Flange, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 19:24, closed)

Similar fun
may be had with lipsticks, but remember, no kisses for a good few days after.....
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 20:55, closed)

YEAHHH!!!!
Let's go and like, headbutt some lockers, dudes!!!
(pharmatron Death or Scunthorpe? CHOOSE!!, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 22:08, closed)