The Sniper
About 2 years ago my brother in law was lodging with us while working in the local big smoke. He was/is a twat of the highest degree and a dirty scummer who, if he was living in England would be a pikey/chav mix.
One night, after returning from work he went for his regular tom tit and emerged smiling and smelly from the confessional some 10 minutes later.
I was the next visitor later that evening and, on entering the booth, found a small nugget with a very squeezed off end on the back of the seat. Not the front but the back.
How is it possible to leave a nugget on the back of the seat? Do you get up and then squeeze out the last bit?...or does it drop off as you lift? How?
The dirty shite bomber then denied responsibility and blamed it on the cat.
I made the bastard clean it off anyway. Cat my arse you shite squirting seat stainer.
(godisdove I like cheese, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 22:53, 2 replies)

have a click...
just for ``you shite-squirting seat stainer.''
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 8:24, closed)

I'm in agreement with tuqueboy
I had to say that sentence outloud 4 times before I managed it. And then I giggled like a loon
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 10:01, closed)