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This is a question Shit Stories: Part Number Two

As a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.

Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.

(, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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stringy.
when i was but a young loon, i had a problem with eating innedible things, my 3 main vices were: clay, plastic and of course string.

the first 2 are no major issue to digest, however string poses an issue.

i'd gone for a dump, as usual, nothing unusual there, finished and began to wipe. what i discovered hanging, nay dangling from my chocolate sheriff's badge was a length of string with poop-nugget beads dotted along it's length. rather than inform the rest of the household i began to pull, and pull, and pull. turns out that the 3 foot of string i'd digested the previous day, hadn't broken down and was pretty much intact. the feeling was uncomfortable to say thye least.

i don't eat string anymore, it's bad.

length? about 3 foot.
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:53, 1 reply)
you must have a hell of a digestive system
if you can digest clay and plastic!
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:45, closed)

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