Shit Stories: Part Number TwoAs a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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Bad songI am really quite glad not to be able to post much to this qotw! It does however bring to mind a really bad song I used to know about the 5 constipated men in the bible. I won't quote it all, but the men in question were:
Cain (he wasn't Abel)
Baalam (he couldn't move his ass)
Moses (he took the tablets)
Solomon (he sat for forty years)
Samson (he brought the house down)
Sorry.
At least you didn't have to listen to me sing it!
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:51, 3 replies)
have a link to ithttp://www.mudcat.org/@displaysong.cfm?SongID=2037
Apparently there are 5 others as well, including Eve who passed an apple.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:14,
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Ah!So it wasn't just a bad dream!
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:16, closed)
Is it sung to the tune of 'In the quartermaster's stores?'Because that's how I am imagining it.
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:55, closed)
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