Shit Stories: Part Number TwoAs a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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As a child...We used to smear dog shit on the under-side of people's car door handles with a lollipop stick while they were in the shop buying something.
Imagine their suprise, and our hysterics, when they returned to their car.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:11,
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I love this!!As an adult I piss on the door handles of cars of people I don't like.
You can tell I'm a grown up as I don't attack indiscriminately, and only do this while drunk:)
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Mayonaiseworks particularly well, especially in the hot sun.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:16,
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My uncle and his matesput dog shit on a drawing pin on the gate latch of the local council warden, because he kept confiscating their footballs.
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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 19:25,
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