Range Rovers
Someone on our street has got one of those obscene Range Rover vogues, and keeps blocking the road when he dumps it by our house.

One night, a few beers later we decided that in the dark we would climb onto the bonnet only wearing our socks and do a nice ripe poo on the windscreen.

Suffice to say, curry and a low level of fibre in my diet left quite a nice surprise for him in the morning.
(poonugget emptied his bowels at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:18, 3 replies)

Woot!
I love urban-anti-4x4 action!

My dream would be for everyone to key any big, fat 4x4s they see without any mud on in central city supermarket carparks!

The resulting claims on inurance would surely bump up the cost of insuring these monstrosities, thus clearing them from our roads.

Hmmm.... I think I went off at a tangent there.

(I do not advocate random acts of vandalism and as such, I am not held resposible if you read this and do it and get sent to jail)
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:51, closed)

bloody hell
What a shitty thing to do!
(Lurkaloid awarded wanking black belt on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:45, closed)

a friend of mine
ruined the paintwork on her ex's land rover by pouring a carton of curry over it. the hotter the curry, the more it eats at the paintwork.
not that i'm suggesting you try it, of course...
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 17:55, closed)