Brown Punctuation
Last boxing day my friend had a party to celebrate his birthday, being the good sport that i am i decided to get very, very drunk.
After eight cans of San Miguel , a bottle of Bucks Fizz and two bottles of cheap champagne i decided it was time to leave, feeling very worse for wear

Got home and went to bed, then it all went down hill

Ran to the toilet cos i needed a poo, halfway through the smell hit me and i needed to puke, so i jumped off the loo onto the floor and puked into the toilet, the force of said vomiting caused me to explosively shit all over the floor and the door behind me, i was so drunk i didn't even notice.

The next day i did notice the walls covered in puke where i missed the toilet and the exclamation mark delicately painted in a nice dark brown on the floor...

Best part, for some reason it smelled of sambuca, even though i don't think i consumed any the previous evening

"inserts poor length joke"
(Crayzswan is neither a swan nor crazy..., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:02, 1 reply)

Puking and shitting simultaneously
Puking and shitting at the same time is something that's hard to master. I wonder if there's a way of doing this that works.

Oh, and welcome to QOTW.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 20:10, closed)