On my way back from Amsterdam...
To be honest I always thought Amsterdam was a bit of a shitty city. Nah its good. But the worst of it was when I came to flying back. I decided to nip to the toilets before getting on my flight. The urinals were a bit busy so i dived into a cubical.
After almost being knocked out with the smell. Some previous person had left a right turd in there. I swear i have never seen one as big as that. Its as if they let all the drugs, beer and pizza fester inside them before they did their evil deed! Gee didnt your hotel have a bathroom? You had to save it for the airport?

It was so long it had wrapped itself round the u-bend. And no doubt some poor dutch bastard had a grim task of fishing that Lambton worm out. Whoever laid this was seriously ill!

Anyway I took a piss on it as I had to catch my flight. It looked like it needed feeding. I tried to flush the bog. But the beast wouldnt go down. Poor cleaners.
(Miggyman, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 16:46, 3 replies)

i bet
some brave soul will have to chop it into 3 halves in order to dispose of it
( Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 19:32, closed)

Err, yeah...
Sorry about that. I did try. Honest...

:-D
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:53, closed)

@Wuggl3z
Pffft! Three halves..?

Shirley you mean turds?
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:19, closed)