Shit Stories: Part Number TwoAs a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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meloncholicgah, thursday is near over here in oz and my broadband has been down for 3 days. i'll just squeeze this one out...
if i drink alcohol and eat any sort of melon within a short timeframe, i become violently ill and need to find a bathroom pronto so that my body can volcanically eject the contents of my guts from both ends. the first time it happened was at a party. after hogging the 2nd bathroom for over an hour, my sister drove me home and we had to stop along the way so that my gizzards could do some gastric art all over a building site. i pity the poor buggers who turned up the site the next day to find the little gift i left for them.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:49, Reply)
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