ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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Cheating the vending machineAt work, we have a few vending machines. I normally wait until Monday, and watch an old women fill it up with food. 99% of the time, she neglects to fasten the door properly. Last week, me and a couple of other lads went straight in and literally emptied it. Yay, one weeks worth of free food. Cue one sneaky pikey bastard fucker emptying the contents of its money box into a sock.
A camera went up the next day.
Free food no more.
Cunt.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 18:00, 6 replies)
Just becauseyou're not the one stealing the money, you are a still a thief.
Sort yourself out.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 19:42, closed)
StopPissing on everyones story's Thirty Two, does it make you have a great sense of achievement or something?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 21:05, closed)
I know a person like you, thirty-twoHe's a fucking cock, too.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 21:26, closed)
We're all a bit serious here are we not?Lol, while I may agree with the comic sentiment of the latter two replyers, I too cannot but chortle at the deadpan irony of calling someone a cunt due to their thieveryness spoiling your equal thieveryness!
I posit that you're just irritated you didn't think to take the money as well as the comestibles, a double whammy of light-fingered tomfoolery.
Anyway, wouldn't he have been caught? I mean, someone with about £18 in assorted denomination coins rattling around inside their deftly polished deck shoe, besocked or otherwise, can't have required Columbo to track down?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 23:07, closed)
THIRTY-TWOIf you are disgusted by tales of theft it's probably not a good idea to read a QOTW which requires people to detail their tales of theft.
Just a thought.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:43, closed)
It's never clever to steal from a vending machine you like to use.Because it's the same as vandalism; if it keeps happening, the company supplying it (because your work probably won't be the owner) will count it as a loss-maker and remove it. Then no more vending machine for you.
It's shitting in your own bed.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 16:16, closed)
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