ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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Attack of ConscienceThanks to EMA and other such government lark I spent my College years a damn site richer than I should have been, so me and my chums were often caught milling round Nottingham buying inane rubbish in an attempt to woo girls with how 'cool' we were and get a big DVD collection.
So one time milling was in full swing down at MVC, when we see a man in his thirties run out of the shop carrying a bundle of merch, alarms blaring and a security guard in hot pursuit. However soon after the security guard comes back looking dejected. However, another five or so mins just as we are leaving we see the man return to the store, tears in his eyes and he throws the stuff back saying "I just can't do it, it isn't right" before legging it again.
How odd.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 13:33, 2 replies)
Maybe you should have spent your left-over moneytaking classes to learn the difference between of and have.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:02, closed)
^Pfffft^I giggle at your pedantry.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:22,
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