a more recent steal
One of my good friends decided to have an 18th birthday celebration at his house.

Later into the night, when I was pretty trashed, I overheard the birthday boy and some others discussing road signs and a great idea came into my head: I'LL GET A ROAD SIGN!!

Down a couple of roads and at the bottom of a very steep hill I went and picked up a huge 'ROAD CLOSED' sign: it was an armspan's wide, about 4ft high, and I am as weak as a kitten, so imagine the mirth of the people emerging from the pubs at the sight of a mashed girl in a very obvious bumblebee costume carrying (but mostly dragging) a road sign up a bastard steep hill.

However, when I got back the ungrateful cunt wasn't that impressed with his birthday present and I quickly forgot about it... until the morning. While sitting in the living room, painfully hungover, his mother asked us all who had taken the sign from the bottom of the hill that was now leant against the side of the house and everyone pointed to me. After getting the evil eye and a talk on how my drinking is getting 'out of hand', his father sternly told me to move it back.

I forgot to do so on my way out, and have been advised to steer clear of the house when his parents are in ever since.
Serves him right though for not taking his birthday present!!
(dogman, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 18:37, 3 replies)

It is rather unfortunate that some people have no sense of humour
cunts!
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 19:06, closed)

Losers- I appreciated that great present.
I'll never forget when my brother went on the piss and i woke up about 7 the next morning to find a huge STOP sign in my bedroom. Best present ever.
(BobbyDarin Was somewhere Beyond the Sea on, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 20:14, closed)

car park barriers
indeed, i was once give the exit barrier from our local carpark as a pressie, it was brilliant, i put it on my wall
(pogo_it, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:59, closed)