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When I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.

My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.

What have you lifted?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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cow
I once tried to steal a raw cow from Smithfields market.
I had underestimated how heavy they are. After a minute of heaving I noticed a small goup of jeering butchers enjoying the show. They sent me on my way with a free pork chop for my efforts.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:22, 5 replies)
A cow weighs about a ton.
Did you not know this?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:53, closed)
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I didn't. It didn't look so much without its head and feet.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:20, closed)
I love it.
*click*

Nice butchers though
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:32, closed)
You sure?
Are you sure it was a cow and not the carcass of the last person to try and steal off the butchers?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:26, closed)
Rofl
I do rather like this.
Why did you steal it?
Were you going to sell it? Or did you just fancy a good cow?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 22:45, closed)

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