ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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Daylight RobberyWell as some of you may know, I was once a department Manager at a Sainsburys store. Once a week, at the same time, the camera which kept an eye on the Audio/Visual cage would undergo some checks. During the day it was never locked. So during those checks I'd help myself to an item of interest. Anyway, they knew stock was going missing, so they randomised the checks.
So instead I would often just help myself to whatever came in at the rear reception where all the deliveries were made. The guys on the back always remained logged into their handset check-in accounts... so I would check the stock in and minus from the invoice what I wanted.
Total Booty that left the shop during my little spree:
17 CDs
22 DVDs
14 Games
6 Books
and 3 wrongful sackings of suspected thieving staff.
They loved it, the slags!
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 1:25, 3 replies)
wtf"and 3 wrongful sackings of suspected thieving staff"
Karma gonna come looking for your arse. I hope.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 7:03,
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|What Mime said.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 7:57, closed)
Feck, I accidently clicked 'I Like This'getting a few CDs is one thing, but wrongful sackings? harsh man
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TY&GN, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 8:15,
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