Shops and SupermarketsI used to work in a supermarket where the girl on the deli counter cut off the top of her finger in the meat slicer, but was made to finish her shift before going to hospital. You can now pay £100 to shoot zombies in the store's empty shell, haunted by poor dead nine-finger deli girl. Tell us your tales of the old retail experience, from either side of the counter
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:50)
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It's an old one-off VIZ cartoon strip.He goes around persuading people to let their pet monkeys toss off in his fueltank, with little success. After admitting defeat announces to the reader he's finally had to change vehicle and in the final scene is seen asking a zookeeper whether he could have some leopards's fanny-batter.
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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:49,
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I used to work in newspaper & magazine wholesaling.So I got to read Viz a whole day earlier than most other people. That cartoon strip ("Mick and his Monkey Spunk Moped" - it's etched on my brain) had me in tears of laughter for a good two hours.
I couldn't even stop laughing long enough to explain what I was laughing about - at one point someone even suggested calling an ambulance for me because they thought I'd had some sort of breakdown.
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:49,
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Nobby's Piles always does that to me.I can't get past frame 3 before I nearly wet myself.
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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 11 May 2012, 20:39,
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Remember Jump-Jet Fannyad her Hawker-Siddeley Twat?
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there's a wiki entry and everything.en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mickey's_Monkey_Spunk_Moped
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:39,
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