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I used to work in a supermarket where the girl on the deli counter cut off the top of her finger in the meat slicer, but was made to finish her shift before going to hospital. You can now pay £100 to shoot zombies in the store's empty shell, haunted by poor dead nine-finger deli girl. Tell us your tales of the old retail experience, from either side of the counter

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:50)
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How to disgust a check-out person.
Fill your shopping trolley with alcohol, and a single pack of nappies. Ask how much the nappies are, then say "Oh...forget about it then."
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sat 12 May 2012, 16:40, 8 replies)
Or
Pack of johnnies, a cucumber and some vaseline

(think that one was in the newsletter)
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Sat 12 May 2012, 17:17, closed)
No, that was me with some KY Jelly and a bunch of bananas.
See here: www.b3ta.com/questions/notwhatitlookslike/post1005975
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 12 May 2012, 21:02, closed)
Or simply show them a copy of your shit book.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 12 May 2012, 18:34, closed)
Dear God!
You can stop bleating on about it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 12 May 2012, 19:16, closed)
Tell me
Have you ever written a book?
(ChaRleyTroniC is invincible with his chips and cheese, Sat 12 May 2012, 21:41, closed)
Fuck off you nasty cunt of the highest order

(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 13 May 2012, 0:13, closed)
B3ta: Amnesty International for spammers.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 13 May 2012, 15:43, closed)

or a copy of ed byrnes dvd from 6 years ago in which he makes the same joke
(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Sat 12 May 2012, 20:34, closed)

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