warning not particularly funny!
i come from a big family, theres 6 of us kids! 4 girl boys by 3 fathers. apart from me, everyone hates my eldest sister because they say shes a snob,my younger brother i hate with a passion as he punches and intimidates me, and my younger sister is only 21 and has 4 kids who have all been taken off her. my eldest brother is ok, dont really know him that well. and my other sister is half albino, has the 2 kids from hell, and half the time we get on the rest we dont. its mad having 5 brothers and sisters who are practically strangers as for some reason i was 'given' to my grandmother at 2 years old lol.
ah well it would be nice to have a normal family at somestage hahha
(santas_lil_hohoho is packing her vibrator suitcase, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 14:42, 4 replies)

sorry to be flippant
but half albino??

wtf?

does she have 1 pink eye? really white legs?
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 15:08, closed)

lol
her dad is albino, she has inherited certain genetic traits from him, astigmatism, white hair, pale skin. no red eyes though...that may have made her more interesting
(santas_lil_hohoho is packing her vibrator suitcase, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:39, closed)

And 4 girl boys?
4? Dear lord - are you all from Norfolk?
(Flid James carry on, mongs, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:42, closed)

Normal? pah!
If you want a normal christmas, away from mad siblings, I can heartily recommend you to start your own! I did, and now I don't have to put up with over indulged pain in the arse eldest brother, or the younger one, who has only just realised how poisonous our middle brother can be...

Good Luck! DIY can be a challenge, but if you ask around your mates I'll bet there's loads of others that would be happy to escape theirs as well...
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:18, closed)