SiblingsBrothers and sisters - can't live with 'em, can't stove 'em to death with the coal scuttle and bury 'em behind the local industrial estate. Tell us about yours.
Thanks to suboftheday for the suggestion -we're keeping the question open for another week for the New Year
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 17:20)
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As I have a knack of bringing poo into every conversationI remember a couple of years ago, probably about 6 or 7 in fact, my memory is shit. Me, my sister and my 2 stepbrothers were round my dad's, and their mum's, house and we were confronted with the question "Who did the big shit in the toilet that won't flush?"
Me: Not me
Sis: Wasn't me
Big Stepbro: Nor me
Lil Stepbro: (starts bawling) It wasn't me honest (then runs out the room crying)
No prizes for guessing who the culprit was. We then named it "Nick's Big Log" after him.
Apparently my dad had to get rid of it by chopping it up with a fork into flushable chunks.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 0:35, 2 replies)
...fork?I think I'll be eating with a spoon for the next couple of days...
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 1:14, closed)
using a toilet brushis a more sensible option. it's a good sign of an awesome shit though, if it won't flush. and i, too, have a habit of bringing up poo as a topic of conversation. im surprised my gf puts up with it really.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 4:27, closed)
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