Younger bro.
But did any 1 else use to absolutely despise their younger brother/sister to the point that if they even talked to you you'd have a huge go at them, yet when you went of to university you discovered that you actually quite loved the bastards?

I have a younger brother (3 years, he's 17) and since I left he has got tattoo's, piercings, dreadlocks and other funky hairstyles and become a death metal singer in a local band with a bit of a following at one time. A fact I love telling all my friends because quite frankly he's ace.

Anyway he also dabbles in drugs, a fact I'm not hugely impressed with but I guess he knows his bounds and the likes so I leave him to it.
At this years Leeds Music Festival I was camping with a bunch of my friends from my home town and a few days after we arrived my brother arrived with his girlfriend in tow to camp with us, we helped him pitch his shit and he had a few drinks then went wandering of on some mysterious errand.

After ages we are all rather drunk and my brother comes waltzing back to camp with a giant smile on his face proclaiming that he has made 150 quid! We ask him how he managed this to which he answers that he had been selling pills at double their normal price to people.

Now one of my friends here had just got a new job and he had brought one of his work mates along with him, my friend knew my brother well and got on with him. So he leaned forward slowly and rather menacingly and says to my brother "I got a new job recently (brother), want to know what I work for?". "Yeah, what?" replies my now slightly worried brothers. "I work for the police!" (true) my friend exclaims, "And so do I!" pipes in my friends work mate.

At this point my brother just plain froze and looks like he was about to follow through in fear but my friends just stared for a bit to scare him then laughed and said it was alright as it was a music festival and they knew him and, obviously, they weren't exactly on the job.
(Guilt wants to get in your moist confines, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 21:53, 2 replies)

Hate for your siblings
Yeah, I have 2 brothers and a Sister, and we fought like Hyenas when we were nippers. Now I love them all so much. In fact, at my mad Sisters first wedding, I had to go home because I was so full of remorse at how badly I had treated her that I couldn't stop crying.

May have had something to do with how pissed I was as well mind!!

Still, we all love each other now, it is to their credit (not mine) that they have all forgiven me for being such a bullying twat.
(micmac is happy as a pig in shite, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:22, closed)

Need to be careful with that sort of stuff
some coppers are never off duty
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 13:38, closed)